Life Insurance for a Creature With Nine

A cat, illustrating Life Insurance for a Creature With Nine

At Catastrophe Insurance Group, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a deductible negotiated by yowling is not a bug. It is the product.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

Our standard approach involves an exclusion for anything already on the floor, followed by a risk assessment completed from a high shelf, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.

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