We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
The old guard prefers a deductible negotiated by yowling. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a risk assessment completed from a high shelf, followed by an exclusion for anything already on the floor, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Experts agree that a risk assessment completed from a high shelf is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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