Premiums Rise After Three Broken Mugs

A cat, illustrating Premiums Rise After Three Broken Mugs

At Catastrophe Insurance Group, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our standard approach involves a claims form that has footprints on it, followed by a deductible negotiated by yowling, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

The old guard prefers a risk assessment completed from a high shelf. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.

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