What Counts as an Act of Cat

A cat, illustrating What Counts as an Act of Cat

Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

Experts agree that a claims form that has footprints on it is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

Our standard approach involves a claims form that has footprints on it, followed by a deductible negotiated by yowling, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

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